



"Kidz Bop" nixed Quavo and Chance the Rapper's contributions to the song, deciding that Lil Wayne's verse would be the easiest to censor and keeping his "don't make me catch a body" line but wisely cutting his reference to a companion who "When she on the molly she a zombie," replacing it with "when she hear this song she dances crazy." "California Gurls," Katy Perry Under the purview of the Kidz Bop Kids, Mars' condo in Manhattan is less a carnal kingdom and more like summer camp, with his plans for "sex by the fire at night" transforming into a "hang by the fire at night," and his "drop it for me" commands turning into "sing it with a friend." Lipa's "new rules" for warding off her ex, most of which have to do with avoiding drunken hookups, get a squeaky-clean makeover courtesy of the Kidz Bop Kids, who transform her warning that "you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning" to the cheerier "you know you're gonna meet up with your friends in the morning."Īs much as the Kidz Bop Kids playfully huff and puff in the background of their "Lose My Breath" vocals, that doesn't change the explicit nature of the bedroom behavior that Beyonce, Kelly and Michelle were originally describing, with their version keeping original lyrics like "Need a lifeguard and I need protection / To put it on me deep in the right direction." Instead of just choosing literally any other song, "Kidz Bop" rewrote the entire chorus of this Chainsmokers hit to make it family-friendly, giving the song one of the funniest facelifts in the Kidz Bop Kids' history: "So, baby, pull me closer as we stand against the Rover / That I know they can't afford / Brush that stress right off your shoulder / Pull the sheets right off the corner of that notebook that you stole / From your friend's room back in Boulder / We ain't ever getting older."Īgain, of all the pop songs "Kidz Bop" could've chosen for this collection, they just shrugged, chose "Toxic," and assigned a bunch of kids to sing the lyric "With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride"?

Yet, "Love on the Brain" was apparently still fair game for the Kidz Bop Kids, whose edited-in lyric "it makes me feel it's true, but it tricks me so good" is almost as egregious as their attempts to replicate Rih's vocals. "Kidz Bop" covering Rihanna should be a crime in and of itself, but this song was a particularly questionable choice, with a line like "it beats me black and blue, but it (expletive) me so good" about the singer's troubled love. To celebrate the release of Kidz Bop 38 on July 13 – featuring cleaned-up versions of Drake’s “God’s Plan” and Bruno Mars and Cardi B’s “Finesse” – take a look back at the most amusingly inappropriate pop hits to get the "Kidz Bop" treatment, and the raunchiest lines they edited out. I Did It Again” on the very first "Kidz Bop" release in 2001, the albums have periodically featured songs that, no matter how sanitized their rewritten lyrics may be, still were probably too questionable for a kids’ CD. "Kidz Bop" is one of pop music’s most inexplicably enduring franchises of the 21st century, beloved by kids and parents for the compilations’ family-friendly renditions of popular hits, and by everyone else for their unintentional hilarity.Īnd ever since the Kidz Bop Kids covered Britney Spears' "Oops!.
